November 2010
2 posts
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Apologies and Eulogies
I was going to write a blinder. Sitting here at my computer, 1am. It’s normally the mix for a funny blog post. But i can’t muster it. How can I make you smile when I can’t myself. It would seem hypocritical and disrespectful. Instead I will write this. If you know what it means then sit for a moment in silent refection and happy memories. Many of you wont, but would you anyway? ...
Nov 12th
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My Shopping list...
This is my shopping list as it stands. I might seem a little bit weird. But i promise you, it will be the biggest laugh I will ever get. Pink sleeveless top  Shiny black mini-skirt Pink underwear Black stockings 1-2” black heels Big pink earrings Brown shoulder-length wig Black bra Black wristband Pink wristband To be honest, its probably best if you don’t know....
Nov 3rd