June 2010
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Heat
If the first thing you thought of when you read the title was a magazine, this is not for you. I don’t just mean this blog, i mean this planet, you’re clearly wasting land space, so why not make your last act a selfless one? Wack on a pair o lead boots and go for a swim in the sea, go on, stop cluttering up the place.
I’m not the only one who doesn’t like the weather being...
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The Post-Coastal Paradigm
The coast is always a letdown, especially the beaches. I may not find them so tiresome and deflating if they were nicely sandy and didn’t smell like mysterious rotting things.
Here is a quick transcript of my brief beach affair. I arrived, not at the beach (much to my disappointment) but at the scout hut to find lots of people i didn’t know or like and two vehicles of vexation. After...
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The Copacetic Cleaner
I am now, as it would seem, a professional cleaner. This as many would think, does not mean that i am the perfect cleaner or that i enjoy it. This merely means that i clean for a job (for which i recived traing) and if you thought it meant anything other than that it’s probably the self same job you will end up in for the rest of your miserable unintelligent life.
My first day was on...
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Weekend in the Country
Whats better than a cracking weekend camping in the country? A week, perhaps. Maybe even a week in Italy then some more in Austria… but i get ahead of myself.
My weekend started with me passing up an invite to a party and traveling to Stedham to help put up tents. At the time this seemed to smack of complacency but in retrospect was a wise and brilliant choice. As i arrive at this campsite...