March 2011
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The Unassuming Ones
I was sitting infront of my computer putting a fresh edge on my axe, as you do, I started thinking about social divides.
I’m not talking wealth or anything just the nature of groups in schools and colleges. They are like the small variations in species observed by Charles Darwin. Each group has it’s own set of rules, jokes and a rough hierarchy. Most importantly each group is pretty...
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Otherworldly Weirdos
Aliens. Do you think they exist?
I am counting aliens as extraterrestrial life forms. They don’t have to be green and bent on taking other planets. Its more likely to be some sort of space tree.
If you answered “No” then you are wrong. I’m not some sort of crazy who claims to have been abducted and had my anus probed. For starters, why would they want to probe that? If...
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Essential Ingredients
I was in the shower the other day, this is not the rarity people would have you believe however. I was reading the back of my shower gel while gently forming a lather on my chest with my other hand. There was something slightly wrong with the writing on the bottle, It hung in my mind as I rinsed and repeated. As I was gently dabbing the water from my flawless body it struck me. Essential oils. The...