Foudroyant Females
Today I am going to talk about my inability to talk to the lady folk. By this I don’t mean every female, not at all, I can say words to some women easily enough. Its the attractive and unknown girls that cause me and many others to unravel. I don’t mean objectively attractive either.
I know that its dumb and that on the scale there are worse people than me in the world (paedophiles and rapists). I know that she will probably just say hello back and we could have a conversation like two normal humans but my mind clings on to the 0.0001% chance that she might scream “SHIT OFF” at me and kick my balls.
I would like to point out at this point that I have a very different image in my mind when you say perfect girl. Its somewhat more normal and realer that the magazines…
I don’t know why all pretty girls are in the “silenced” pile. If there were pretty girls in the library I wouldn’t seem weird not saying hi to any of them but as it stands I know that the longer I don’t say anything, the larger the chances of a SHIT OFF are.
I would much like to stress at this point that I am not a weirdo. I am a nice chatty guy after I have made ‘first contact’. I think it comes from not wanting to be thought of badly by another human, that means that I wont hold somebodies hand (female) unless I know they wanted me to. At least this means I wont be a rapist…
So it all boils down to a petrifying fear of the SHIT OFF and inevitable plum bashing that follows…
