The Christmas Callipygian
Just in case you were wondering who the “The Christmas Callipygian” was, it’s me. Damn straight.
It is now 32 days until Christmas, of this I am painfully aware due to the fact Ebay tells me every time I view their page. I think they started their countdown at 50, which although ridiculous, is better than 100 or 365.
I have finally decided that I should sort out presents and stuff, as everything will take a week or so to come, that is, if the royal mail don’t lose it…
